Who Knew Golfing Could Be So Painful? (PIC)

I told him to stay out of the hazards. Needless to say, he didn’t listen.

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What Tiger’s Apology Should Have Been

Good afternoon members of the Press, Friends, Family, President of the Nike Corporation, CEO of Buick, Mom, and fans across the world…

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Gatorade DROPS Tiger Woods as spokesman

Add Gatorade to the list of endorsement deals that Tiger Woods has lost.

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Golf Channel Analyst Crying Over Tiger Woods Apology

Did we just find Mistress / Mister #16? He seems a little too caught up in it all.

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I Hate Golf (GIF)

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Croc in golf lake is world’s most dangerous water hazard

An Australian golf course boasts the world’s most dangerous water hazard: a 6ft-long crocodile.

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Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex

In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.

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How the PGA is Coping Without Tiger

As the tour swings through Northern California, it’s clearly not the same without Woods, the world’s No. 1 player and the game’s defining figure. His absence has added another layer to the challenges facing professional golf, already coping with the effects of the nation’s slumping economy.

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Report: Tiger Leaks Statement, Upsets Tour Peers

On the eve of his first public statement in months, Tiger Woods has reportedly leaked a portion of the prepared statement he will read. The timing of his announcement has also reportedly ticked off some of his fellow PGA Tour pros.

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Reports: Tiger to Return in Two Weeks?

Numerous reports, all of them, however, unsubstantiated, suggest the beleaguered golf star is preparing to end his indefinite leave by competing in the Accenture Match Play Championship, to be played outside Tucson, Ariz., Feb. 17-21.

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